shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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(via my-thoughts-all-layed-out)

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betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing
ariellenicd:

He looks so proud
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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via will-you-be-macklemine)

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via graffeti)

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